"Listen, when you get home tonight you’re going to be confronted by the instinct to drink alone. Trust that instinct. Manage the pain. Don’t try to be a hero"
Ask me anything
Why are you even wasting your time answering these?
I crave attention.
If you were a book, would you be fiction or nonfiction? What genre?
Fiction. Pretentious, existential dystopian junk in journal form. Like, if Bridget Jones woke up in Orwell’s 1984.
What color do you see when you close your eyes really tight?
just tiny blue dots.
What song are you listening to, or what is the last song you listened to?
Burnin’ Love by Dido……..
Do you like coconut? What do you like/dislike about coconut?
YES. Every summer buy a coconut and destroy it by throwing it on the concrete multiple times, then scraping off the insides with my teeth. It must be done this way. I will not conform to more conventional means of eating a coconut.
What are your thoughts on voluntary euthanasia?
Yes. It’s really scary and there’s obvious potential to hurt a lot of people who love you, but yes.
Lavender soda? Sweet tea? IDK.
If cats could talk what would they say?
I hate you. I’m bored. I fucking hate that invisible thing that only I can see, and it must die painfully. Where is the nearest sunspot? Why is no position comfortable? I will not leave this spot for a week. The spot from last week must never be touched again. I see you treasure this thing—it must be destroyed.
What is you least favorite thing about our society?
Harm done for harm’s sake alone.
What language(s) do you want to learn?
Italian, then German, then Hebrew, then French, then Polish. I’ll be lucky if I can manage Italian and German, but I’d really love to get to Hebrew if at all possible.